Why do atheists ignore this when they try to prove that prayer doesn’t work?
The FACT is that Nasa Scientists have recently invested 10 million dollars to the study of Magic Assisted Rocket Boosters (M.A.R.B), and the development of Prayer Driven Re-entry Space Modules (P.D.R.S.M) to ensure the safety of astronauts coming back from space After all, the only time problems in space flight ever occurred was when less than 200,000 people of varying faiths were praying for astronauts safety.
Despite hundreds of failed experiments using varying faiths that tried to prove prayer worked beyond a sugar-pill effect, Christian scientists are convinced this is really just a reflection of the lack of faith for those who were praying. So, because of this clear evidence that prayer works, NASA is continuing to exploit the benefits of prayer.
The anticipated savings of the M.A.R.B and P.D.R.S.M programs will afford science the means necessary to create the Never Never Land Teleportation System of Magic (NNLTSM).
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Wow I want some of what you’re smoking!
Prayer is a very powerful form of magick. I really do think that prayer is very effective.
I once held an egg for about 5 minutes to see if my body heat would hatch a chick……of course no chick came out of the egg but it was fun to try ………………at age 5 THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so grow up little camper and edumacate yourself
Your poe-try is a little too long. And it doesn’t rhyme.
Oh, and I think this came from the deparment of repetitive redundancy department, from under the sign that read, “Please recycle before using, please.”
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh. That was some funny stuff
Copypasta.
http://howdoigetmyexboyfriendback.org/6251/what-is-the-status-of-nasas-prayer-driven-re-entry-space-modules-p-d-r-s-m/
most Doctors believe in prayer I believe it exists and i believe it works but God some times will not answer it unless you keep bugging him.
actually, if you’d like to know why prayer doesn’t work for fools, heres an answer. take it with a grain of salt
“And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hyprcrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.”/”But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.”
That’s really cool. I heard that NASA has directed the trajectory of the MARB toward Michael Jackson’s soul in space. They track his soul with the same software they use to keep track of Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Now, whenever a space ship re-enters the earth’s orbit, they pray to Michael for special orbit-penetrating powers. Working in conjunction with a special rear-entry orbital lubrication, Michael’s powers of penetration help the ships re-enter from behind the magic shield. It’s so totally scientific, but you’re right, atheists will always ignore the evidence. Pshaw.
I think atheists ignore your repeated posts because they, like me, probably looked up “PDRSM” and couldn’t find anything on it other than things that you have written. I’ getting the impression that you made that up.