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Please do not retaliate. I don’t hurt on one.
I Ain’t Craze, How About You?
I want the public to decide who is crazy me or the doctor. I say the docs crazy and she says I am craze. Here’s the story:
I went to see my doctor, for my three month checkup. We had a professional relation: I was the soft spoken, polite and spoke only when spoken too and she was in control but this time I decided to be who I really was: a talkative guy, a raconteur with a sense of humor who gesticulated a lot and had an astounding amount of common sense. After a long talk, she even gave me extra time because she was so interested, but only from a clinical point of view, in what I was telling here about a blood pressure medical experiment I had did, embellishing it with insight, my knowledge of medicine and a bit of humor, and of course i laugh at my clever wit and she did not. Because the cat was carefully watching the mouse. Instead of listening to what I said she was listening how I said it. The dear doctor was gathering evidence, to put into her records the mental profile of a guy who wouldn’t hurt a flea.
During our conversation she excuse herself ,and left the room, she came back with a nurse and said you don’t mind if my nurse sits in. I said is was OK with me. The nurse stood around listening and observing me. i suspected that the doc told her that she had a real nut case in the examining room and she wanted her nurse to observe me and gain some experience of what a real nut case acts like. It was on the job training. I was on stage and didn’t know it. The doc and the nurse were fascinated, she had probably not met a person like me, ever
When I got the electronic records of our visit she had written, for the record, that I was cognitively impaired, had delusion of grander, and did not-get this-act according to the situation: the doctor meant that I did not act like a patient, and I am syllogistic: this means I had a form of reasoning in which a conclusion is drawn (whether validly or not) from two given or assumed propositions (premises), each of which shares a term with the conclusion, and shares a common or middle term not present in the conclusion. Deductive reasoning as distinct from induction : logic is rules or syllogism. Huh? Say what? This ridiculous because I am one of the only uniquely sane person I know.
Her remarks indicate that I have something wrong with my noodle.
Now here I am running around free with something wrong with my noodle that I never knew about. I feel good and begin to think what business it was of hers to label me: put into the electronic records things that were my normal personality. I am one of the last of the raconteurs, and the man from La Mancha rolled up into one.
I’ll tell you the truth I think that the doctor is cognitively impaired and should see a psychologist. If she can have her opinion so can I because I ain’t craze or stupid. It was high comedy. I chuckle about it now.
