Another Special Announcement – Smokers
James rants a bit about smokers.
James rants a bit about smokers.
If you can interpret abortion into the US Constitution, you can interpret euthanasia into the Obamacare bill.
I have been on Y!A for about an hour now and I keep noticing this person using the same answer for everyones questions.
His answer is the following:
The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes. The The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution. The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead. The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it. The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames. The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve. The Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter. The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head. The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor’s fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed. The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion. The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to, but can’t fart at all. The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.
I find this really annoying for some reason. I could understand if the question was about farts but its not. And if this person answers my question…..haha….no its not funny AT ALL. I don’t mind humor but its kinda silly i think. What do you think?
Clip thanks to www.medstores.net Jason was a nationally ranked tennis player, a good student, well-groomed. His parents had no idea he was going to school and to practice walking right past their faces stoned on prescription drugs. “Modafinil, Percocets, Oxycontin, Xanax, Vicodin, Ritalin, Adderall,” he said, reeling off a list of just some of the drugs he tried since he began abusing drugs at age 13. Jay, now 17, said he had “black eyes” and “lost a lot of weight” and probably hadn’t showered in a month when he checked into The Right Step, a small drug and alcohol treatment clinic in Houston. At first, he didn’t want to be there. He is not alone. According to psychiatrist Donald Hauser, The Right Step’s medical director, pharmaceutical abuse is rampant among his young patients. “By far, the most common trend I think we’re seeing are sedative hypnotics, particularly Xanax ‘bars’ is what they call ‘em and the opiates, the hydrocodone derivatives, the Vicodins, the Loracets,” Hauser said. “Almost every adolescent that comes in this program has used some of them.” National data support Hauser’s observations. Last year’s results of the Monitoring the Future study, an annual collaboration by the National Institute on Drug Abuse and the University of Michigan, found a 26 percent rise in teenage abuse of Oxycontin — a powerful opiate — since 2002. Overall, the number of teens abusing prescription drugs has tripled since 1992. There’s no shortage of ways that teens obtain …

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